A Day with Dad

Written by William Shakespeare, on the account of Colin Christiansen’s 13th birthday

(How William Shakespeare wrote this is completely unknown, as he was dead and buried many centuries before this. However, Colin could not have written this, as it is in the Third person limited, and it is thus that we are left to wonder who wrote such an amazing play.)

Scene one

Lights come on to reveal a rather handsome young man in bed. Suddenly, his very loud and large family bursts in with a large plate of French Toast. After singing Happy Birthday, they all go downstairs to a large breakfast. Soon after everyone has eaten, they rush off to various schools. Fast-forward. It is in the evening, and everyone sits down to a very large piece of homemade pizza. Everyone digs in, and before cake is served, the young man, named Colin, opens his presents, among which are:

• A compound bow
• A book
• Gum
• Candy
• A movie with the title Jurassic Park
• A video game called Star Craft 2
• Multiple cards
• $$$$$$$$$$$

After, cake is served, as well as ice cream.

End of scene one

Scene two

Fast-forward to Saturday, were Colin is having a special day with his dad. They wake up, run some errands, and then settle down to a trip to BJ’s, a restaurant were they have a delicious salad, a scrumptious pizza, and the best pizzookie on the planet. They head home, stuffed to death, and play video games with a strange uncle in a faraway land till dinner. Dinner, served by Colin’s Mom, is again a very large, heavenly pizza. After this, Dad and Colin go upstairs to watch Jurassic Park and Star Wars Episode 3. They eat large amounts of caramel corn while doing this. After the movies, Colin goes to bed, with a very large smile over on his face.