Saturday, November 26, 2011

Caitlyn Attempts Humor

Caitlyn wrote us a song to honor Thanksgiving...
(Song to the tune of Praise to the Man)

"Death to the Turkey"
Death to the turkey. He died and we'll eat him.
He will taste great as the main course for Thanksgiving.
For he died, we'll cook him and use his fat for gravy.
Then we'll serve him to missionaries a month and day before Christmas.
Death to the turkey. We ate him on Thursday, November 24th
right before Black Friday.
I don't know where we got him, I think his name was Bobby.
Death to the turkey, he tasted mighty fine!

I think she might just be the next Phoebe Buffay.

Monday, November 7, 2011

What Good Grades Will Get You



Did you know Crispy Creams Donuts well give your children a donut for every "A" on their report card? This quarter me made the pilgrimage to Crispy's and each of the 4 older kids turned over their report cards for this yummy loot.