Caitlyn Attempts Humor

Caitlyn wrote us a song to honor Thanksgiving...
(Song to the tune of Praise to the Man)

"Death to the Turkey"
Death to the turkey. He died and we'll eat him.
He will taste great as the main course for Thanksgiving.
For he died, we'll cook him and use his fat for gravy.
Then we'll serve him to missionaries a month and day before Christmas.
Death to the turkey. We ate him on Thursday, November 24th
right before Black Friday.
I don't know where we got him, I think his name was Bobby.
Death to the turkey, he tasted mighty fine!

I think she might just be the next Phoebe Buffay.