Confessions

I don't buy papertowels... I don't think I've bought any in the last 8 years, at least.


I have two speeds ... Lie around the house and don't get in my way.


I'll never call you, but when you call we can talk for an hour.


In the five years we've had our dog I've never looked at her once and not had my heart melt.


I'm happiest when I'm in the middle of a project. I'm my most stressed at the end of a project.


My house may be a mess, but my dresser drawers are organized.


When I look at my husband he makes my toes tingle.


I wish I could have a giant party and invite all the women who have changed my life for the better. Many of them I haven't talked to in years, but I think about almost daily.


I love to dance and sing, but only in the comfort of my own home. My kids make fun of me, but they're just jealous that they don't have groove like mine.


I love to laugh and I'm a big tease.


When I am busy the first thing to go is food. I forget to eat and I forget to feed my family. When I am happy the first thing I think about is food and sharing it with those I love.


I name my cars. The little kids think of them as real people. We call the mechanic the car doctor.


I still mop my floors on my hands and knees. I need to mop my floors.


When I see green grass I want to roll around in it.


I'm obsessed with Comet. I have at least four cans in my house at all times. Just the smell makes me happy.


I can be very forgetful, but I care.


My greatest hero is still my father.


I can smell snow, before it comes.


I'm more comfortable in my skin than I've ever been. I like me.