Who wants someone to do all the things they don’t want to do? What you need, my friend is a Mom! A Mom is a ready-made servant, willing to do anything you want with just a glimpse of a puppy-dog look from you. They will clean your room, make you food, buy you Video Games, and occupy your dad, so you can get out of homework and more. Moms also come with no real effort, all you have to do is ask, to get them to do everything YOU don’t want to do from clean your room to doing your homework! They are the PERFECT slaves and you don’t even have to pay for shipping!!! They have several settings, from goof off party dancer to disciplining siblings.
In the past a Mom could have been a VERY expensive purchase, but now for only 35 dollars you can buy a mom all of your own. That’s right, the outrageous low price of just 35 dollars, not including tax.
2 comments:
Oh no, my son is going to want one like that! It works the other way in our house...
bahahahahahahahahahaha. I hope he got in trouble for calling you a slave! too funny, though! If only a mom could go to work for me, too, then i would definitely be buying one of those! :)
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