Reaganism:

Reagan: Mommy, I wish I was married right now.

Mommy: Right now? Why?

Reagan: Yes, right now, because I love boys, sooo much.

Mommy: But if you got married you couldn’t live at home with me any more. Who would I play with, if all my little kids got married?

Reagan: Umm, I know Caitlyn! She won’t get married.